file under: reasons brian regrets becoming friends with us
Samily
We don’t do anything half ass….except for exercise. We go halfsies on that shit.
purgatory is some peasant shit ill be on the vip list for heaven
a photo essay of me watching tonight’s game of thrones episode
Anti-Drug Dog
Don’t you love salads when you’re hungover? It’s like a shower for your insides.
—Samantha (via vitamin-sea)
simple fact of life: you can never pack too many pairs of underwear
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